Not all event descriptions are written in rhyme
But for some reason today we took the time
Entrance is free and the event is fun
Until 9pm drinks are sold 2-for-1
So come read your poem aloud on the mic
Or just listen along if that's what you like
After you perform, applause will surely boom
So get your ass down to the mic at Social Room
There's a special guest emcee rocking the place
He's emcee'd before, with style and grace
He's got mad credentials and skills never lackin'
So come show your support for our dearest friend Akin